THE VIEW FROM HEIMBU

OCTOBER 2001

This column has tended to be a bit flippant at times, but the recent world situation seems to call for a more serious approach for the time being, though hopefully one does not lose all sense of proportions.


World affairs seem likely to be dominated by the events in America for the foreseeable future. The Taliban has been given a three days ultimatum to hand over bin Laden, which they might or might not do. If they don't, America's options are frankly a bit limited. They can send in B-52 bombers and cruise missiles, but the fact is that any target worth hitting has already been hit repeatedly during 20 years of warfare; special forces will also be fairly useless as one does not have reliable intelligence, conventional ground forces will take such heavy losses that it will be politically unsustainable. In the end I am afraid the West will be unable to do anything meaningful.


In the recent years there has been declarations of war on crime and drugs and now on terrorism. Crime and drugs are still very much in evidence.


I see that airport aurthorities have decided that nailclippers are possible terrorist weapons that will not be allowed aboard planes. I keep getting this Crocodile Dundee scene flashing before my eyes:
New York mugger demanding money. Girlfriend screaming in panic: " Do what he says. He's got nailclippers" Boyfriend pulling out a pair of dog nailclippers from his pocket and snarling: "Those are not nailclippers. These are nailclippers." Mugger recoiling in horror before running away.


There has been a run on gasmasks all over the country as speculation mounts regarding a terrorist attack using biomedical or chemical weapons. I doubt these will be of much use, but I feel there are certain pre-cautions that can be taken. First one has to look at what can be carried on the person, then in the car and finally what can be stored at home. Personally I carry a mobile phone, a multi-tool and a small mag-lite torch on me at all time, all being very useful in everyday life. If I had lived in a country where the government are public servants, not masters I would have carried a handgun, but as I live in the UK I tend to carry a walking stick instead. (And frankly at my age it is probably more useful, anyway)
In the car I have a heavy-duty Maglite torch, a tool kit and some emergency rations in case of a breakdown up on the moors. I also tend to chuck in a sleeping bag if I am going over the Pennines or up to Scotland.
At home I try to keep a reasonable amount of non-perishable food (ideally I would like a year's supply, but I have never got around to it.), more tools and and an air rifle for the bunnies in case I ever lose Bronwen. I'm also looking for a generator to keep the freezer going in case of a power-failure; hopefully sometimes in the near future.


Stav seems to be slowly spreading internationally. In the last couple of months the Oxford Hov has had seminars in Germany and Sweden. We have had positive come-backs on both events.


The hedgerows have been bulging with brumbleberries this year, though it seems that I'm the only one around here who actually picks them. I'm still getting strawberries in the garden, the appletrees need support to keep the branches from breaking and Kiyoko has got a bumper crop in the vegetable patch.


Southend-on-Sea in Essex has got a bit of sctick regarding the new uniforms of their traffic wardens. It seems they are strutting around with shoulder flashes wearing the insignia SS.


The clerk in a branch of First National Bank of Newport in Pennsylvania evidently did not find it suspicious when a woman opened a bank account depositing a one million dollar banknote, a denomination 10,000 times the value of any in circulation. The woman has been charged with theft after making a series of withdrawals. Presumably the clerk has joined the rank of the unemployed.


The recent seminar in Dallas was a very enjoyable event (at least for me). It has been the first time I have fallen asleep with a chorus of coyotes howling in the background. Hopefully we managed to convince some people that Stav actually is for real, although we still seem to upset a fair section of the population, whose only common trait seems to be that they have never been exposed to Stav in any shape or way.


I am quite prepared to speak to every lifeform down to the level of vermin. Below that is where I put the Press, and I am not prepared to talk to them.

James Cran, Member of Parliament for Beverley and Holderness


It seems German farmers plagued by wild boars are using pop music as a repellent. Madonna has no effect, but one blast of Britney Spears's "Oops-I did it again" has the pigs running for the safety of nearby woods. Quite so.


There are a few red aces among the members of New Zealand's Green Party after they were tricked into supporting a motion to ban a substance that kills thousands of people each year, is used in nuclear submarines and found in acid rain. The substance? Dihydrogen monoxide.


It has been mentioned before, but it is worth repeating. Stav has a concept of the 5 ages of man built round the 19-year moon cycle.
The first age is like the Threll; one is dependent on ones parents, but soaks up knowledge at a rate that will never be repeated, though one still does not neccessarily use this knowledge wisely.
The second age is like the Karl; one leaves home to seek further knowledge and learns to stand on ones own 2 feet.
The third age is like the Herse; one takes an active role in the community.
The forth age is like the Jarl; one concentrates on teaching and being an elder statesman, while gradually withdrawing from the nitty-gritty of daily life.
The fifth age is like the Konge; on retires from all community responsibility to concentrate on the concepts of life and to prepare for death.


Bronwen has moulted out and are now regrowing her feathers. I should be able to fly her again in a couple of weeks, but she is getting rather frustrated at the moment. She recently caught the Heimbu hedgehog when it strayed a little too near her perch, but didn't quite know what to do with it. In the end she let it go little worse for wear.


Stav Family members Chris and Glenn came up to Heimbu last Sunday and we spent a few hours training and talking, while their wives were shopping in Beverley. Chris's wife Karen gave me a framed photo of my old hawk, Hobrok, which was much appreciated.


I noticed when I was over in the States that everyone seems to be swilling water all the time from plastic bottles. (They seem to be doing it in London, too.) The reason I was given is that the medics recommend that one needs 2 litres of fluid a day. Quite right, but being a querious old cove I managed to track down this advice to a report commisioned by the British Army during the Second World War. The report concluded that most of the 2 litres would be obtained from the food one eats, but this fact seems to have been lost somewhere in the translation.


A lot of people still labour under the misconception that Stav is mainly a martial art. This is manifestly not so, but one can create a martial art (or in fact many) using the principles of Stav. On my recent trip over to Texas it seems they were mostly interested in learning to use the Longsword. There are a lot of medieval manuals available, and some people seem to be getting very hot under their collar regarding how to interpret these. Having read through a lot of the manuals plus quite a few Japanese ones, it seems to me that after cutting out a lot of the verbal smokescreens the old masters basically agree with each other (and with Stav). There are a number of main guards (Stav has seven) with variations. One then just cuts or thrusts from one guard into another guard (Stav has 6 cuts and 1 thrust, though all the cuts can be transferred into thrusts). Footwork, guards, cuts and thrusts are built round the 8 directions of the compass (in Stav around the 6 directions of the Hagl rune). The rest is just timing, lines and distance. (and ginning).