THE VIEW FROM HEIMBU

JULY 2003

I was down in Oxford at the end of last month teaching at a course that the Oxford Hov was arranging. Never let it be said that you don't get proper attention at a Stav seminar; we were six instructors teaching three students. At least it was a lot more relaxing than usual. I had a lot of spare time so I started browsing through an old Harry Potter book, the first in the series. I didn't find it particularly well written, but somehow one gets completely absorbed into the world the writer has created. I have now finished the first three books and am looking forward to the next ones.


We've all got it wrong. According to the chairman (or should that be the chair?) of the Strategic Rail Authority there is nothing wrong with the railways; it is just our perception that there are problems that create problems. So it is all our fault, then. Sorry about that; will try to do better.


Whenever the Dear Leader is going through a bit of rough time in the Commons we know that the "Hunting with Dogs" bill will be put on the agenda again. The lack of Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq has riled the backbenchers of the People's Party no end, and the Government's plan for so-called Foundation Hospitals has not excactly gone down too well, either. So, as usual, the hunting bone has been thrown to the slavering pack; all hunting with dogs has been outlawed, and only the Lords now stand in the way of the act actually becoming the law of the land. The signs are that the Government this time will be forced to use the Parliementary Act to push it through.

The plan for Foundation Hospitals were passed this month, and the Dear Leader was found totally innocent of any wrongdoing regarding Iraq. Surprise, surprise.


All this seems to have been the straw that has finally broken the camel's back out in the countryside. Here the talk is now of open revolt, and Yorkshire seems ready to seccede from the Union. The hunts have declared that they will ignore the ban completely, and the Chief Constable of North Yorkshire has warned the Government that she will not waste police time on any enforcement of the bill.


The Dear Leader has now announced plans to set up a national FBI style police force to deal with organized crime. One would presume that if foxhunting will in the near future be a crime, the hunts will be regarded as organizations. Tally ho.


The Home Office is getting tough on bogus asylum seekers and has been accusing the police of not doing their job properly to find and deport people who has gone A.W.O.L. after having been denied refuge in the UK. So it must have been rather gratifying for the coppers to arrest one chap the other day as it turned out that he was working as one of "Blunkett's Bounchers", the neighbourhood eyes and ears of the Home Office (which supposedly should go through a thorough vetting as to suitability)


We went up to Edinburgh for Aki's graduation this week-end, and a jolly good time was had by all. However, Aki mentioned that out of the 98 vets that graduated this year, 96 had been educated at Private schools. This looked like a prime example of discrimination against the working class, so I had a word with some of the professors. It seems that the problem was that even very gifted Comprehensive educated students were completely deficient in critical thinking. They were excellent at memorizing textbooks, but were not able to question what they were being taught. Which, one presumes, is why the Universities are now being put under considerable pressure by the Government to stop teaching students to think. In the Brave New World of the People's Party we need technicians, not thinkers.


Around Edinburgh they call it the ultimate experience; going off-road with Aki. Your only hope of survival  is that the car will break down before you do. Her own Land-Rover undergoing repairs, she borrowed a Series III from the estate where she keeps her livestock, and off we went. Luckily she knocked out the transmission 10 minutes up a mountain.


Their Lordships have just done the decent thing and thrown out the bill trying to abolish our right to a jury trial. Talking to one of our local peers I got a new insight into why the jury system is so important, and why the Dear Leader wants it scrapped. While it assures that one is tried by one's peers, it also preserves the independence of the judiciary. It is much easier to put pressure on a single judge than 12 jurors. The Government's argument that criminals could blackbail jurors into aquit is just a very sad admission that they are completely unable to protect us. (Though they somehow don't seem to draw this rather obvious conclusion.)


Finally, after three years of obstruction and sheer bloody- mindedness, the East Riding Council has thrown in the towel. This week we sent in the bulldozers to start work on the Swinemoor Youth Project. When finished we will have a soccer pitch, a handball pitch, a grafitti wall and a roofed-over meeting place for the local kids. (Unofficilly we will also have an all-weather training ground for Heimbu, but that's another matter.)


The Council has also handed over the keys to the Residents' Association for an office. We now have the funding in place to start up a furniture recycling company employing at a start five people.


Son Erling has come up with a neat solution to finance his University education. The plan is to buy a house, live there rent-free, and rent out a couple of spare rooms to fellow students. He has just told us that he has just had an offer for a house accepted and could we please send him a cheque for £50,000.- We got a phone call from our bank manager a few days later stating that they would honour the cheque, but could I please indicate when any money would go into the account. I might have to consider looking for gainful employment for a while.


Who are "the dark forces playing games" in this country? Both the Queen and Dr. Kelly, the scientist found dead in a wood near Oxford, have alluded to them.


Regarding Dr. Kelly's appearent suicide it seems a lot of forencic medics have serious doubts wondering whether it is in fact murder. (I have been asked not to quote anyone on this; in fact several people I have talked to seem to be afraid of having any opinion at all)


According to the Centre for Policy Studies the taxes under New Labour has risen by £100 billion a year, that's £4,000.- for every household in the UK. And where has all the money gone? We look in vain for any sign of improvement in our schools, our hospitals or our transport systems. However, between 2000 and 2003 the numbers of people employed by the Government have increased by 300,000, while people employed in manufacturing declined by 465,000. So engineers, technicians and craftsmen, who create wealth, are being replaced by Real Nappy Outreach Co-ordinators and Social Inclusion Awareness Advisers.

As any biologist can tell you, the trick pulled off by a successful parasite is to draw nourishment from its host without actually killing it.

It is a lesson the Government would do well to learn.


They are out to get him. And I'm not just talking about the travelling community. The Norfolk farmer Tony Martin was finally released from prison after spending every single day of his sentence inside. Just co-incedently of course, the burglar he shot and wounded was released 2 days before Martin after serving 1/3 of a sentence for heroin dealing because he promised he wouldn't do it again, despite the fact that he has 70 convictions for various crimes. He is of course sueing Martin for damages and needs to be out so that he can have easy access to his lawyer who will bill the tax payers.

Martin is now under investigation because he sold his story to a newspaper in order to afford a defence lawyer, as convicted crimenals are not supposed to profit from their crimes.

In the latest twist of this story the authorities have now given permission and money for a Travellers Fair on land bordering Martins property.


The Dear Leader has just jetted off to the Carabean on his annual freebee holiday, this year as a guest of Cliff Richard, leaving John Prescott in charge of the country. May the gods have mercy on us all.


When you read this the Summer-thing for 2003 should be in full swing here at Heimbu. For various reasons it is a bit scaled down this year, but a full report will be up on the Heimbu web-site next month.